he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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