But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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