so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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