hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think my moral compass just broke
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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