your room smells of hookers.
And success
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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