Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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