You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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