Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
