So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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