I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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