Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Semen is not good for contacts.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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