she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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