Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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