Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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