Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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