can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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