He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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