Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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