kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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