Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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