The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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