I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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