Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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