what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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