So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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