Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
