i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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