i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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