Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i would punch a child for taco bell
only if we run a train.
done.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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