Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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