help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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