I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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