I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
