Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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