Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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