I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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