I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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