STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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