the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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