Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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