Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Randomize
