You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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