I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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