You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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