New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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