so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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