she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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