Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
even my farts smell like vagina
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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