he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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