Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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