i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish my penis had a tongue
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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