Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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