New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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