Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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