Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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